Lots of villages in the UK have turned red telephone boxes into mini libraries, just take a book and leave one behind.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
Two different types of people in this world